Alex’s Favorite Recipes: Slider burger with cheese

If any of you have read my blog, you know it can be a little dry sometimes.

Let’s face it. Media and advertising research doesn’t always jump off the screen. Even if you have an interest in it like me, it can still bog you down.

This is why I’ve decided to occasionally break out of the world of qualitative/quantitative research and spice things up with a post about some of the things that keep me happy when I’m not crunching TV numbers.

Everybody knows I enjoy food so my first post is one of my favorite recipes. A great, small burger with cheese guaranteed to be an exploding success to just you or anyone you have over for your next social gathering. Just follow the recipe below:

Petite hamburgers served with cheese. Commonly known as “Sliders.”

Ingredients:

  • Local grocery store.
  • Mode of transportation if grocery store is not within walking distance.
  • $5 cash or $5 available on debit/credit card.
  • Box of 6 microwavable White Castle Cheeseburgers.
  • A microwave (with access to power).
  • Plate (optional).
  • Napkin (optional).

1: Travel to your nearest grocery store using a mode of transportation or walking. It doesn’t matter which. Simply pick the option that makes the travel as comfortable for you.

If going to Kroger, avoid the first Wednesday of the month if possible. If going to Wal-Mart, avoid it.

2. Locate the frozen food section. In most grocery stores this will include several chilly aisles with tall glass doors holding food behind them. You will know you are in the right place If you open one of the doors and it’s cold inside.

Within the frozen snacks, pickup a box of six White Castle Cheeseburgers, but be careful  not to select the hamburger only option. It doesn’t include cheese. A lot of people make this mistake and it greatly reduces the quality of the final product.

3. This is where it gets a little tricky. The White Castles are packaged together in bags of two. Pull out one bag, carefully rip one side of it open, and separate the castles so they are no longer stuck together, but leave them in the bag.

4. Place the bag of castles directly on the inside floor of the microwave. Start the microwave on high for 90 seconds. For instructions on how to do this, see Microwave instructions.

5. Once the microwave dings, that means the 90 seconds are up and the castles are fully cooked. CAREFULLY pull the bag out of the microwave. They will be very hot and steam will be pouring out of the bag. This can burn you.

6. Remove the castles out of the bag and eat them. I advise utilizing the optional plate and napkin if you are entertaining others.

Note on DOUBLING the recipe: Many of you will want to double or triple this recipe. Two White Castles are good for a snack but if this is meant as a full meal, you will probably want to eat all six. If all six castles go in the microwave at the same time, I recommend increasing the cook time to two minutes.

Side drink recommendations: A good cheap Sutter Home Wine or Bud Light compliments these sandwiches nicely.

I hope you and your family get as much enjoyment out of this recipe as I do. I’ve been making it for years and whenever I feel the need to cook something special. It’s my go to choice.

It’s HOT. So let’s watch these shows.

Holy Moly it’s hot outside here in Louisville KY.

I don’t know where you live but chances are it’s pretty darn warm there as well. So as we sweat our way through this July, here are some of the hyped shows to keep your eye on if you plan on beating the heat by staying inside.

Breaking Bad. July 15, 10PM on AMC

This is THE show of the month people. I finally jumped on this bandwagon and watched all four of the previous seasons in anticapation of the 5th season’s premiere on the 15th.

It is such a great show. It reminds me of the good ole’ days of Lost on ABC. Lots of twists, clever writing and amazing performances.

WATCH IT.

Political Animals. July 15, 10PM on USA.

http://www.usanetwork.com/videos/Political%20Animals/Promos/vid:18710050

Man, going up against Breaking Bad is a tall order but Political Animals may be just the show to do it.

Not a full series but instead a mini-series, this is one of the first shows to copy the success of the mini-series format History Channel had with Hatfields & McCoys.

A political drama staring Sigourney Weaver, this could easily be another Summer smash for the USA Network.

2012 ESPY AwardsJuly 11, 9PM on ESPN

Sports fan? The ESPY Awards always delivers a large audience. I’m not the world’s biggest sports fan but in some ways, this show is a great way to see a recap of the entire past year in sports.

ESPN is also fantastic at producing some great montage pieces of great plays as well as some hilarious segments.  It may be worth a DVR recording.

The CloserJuly 9, 9PM on TNT

The Closer is one of those shows that’s delivered a strong audience every season. One of the top rated cable shows in Louisville last Summer, it returns this month for it’s final season.

Kyra Sedgwick is fantastic and has developed a strong following.

Hoarding: Buried AliveJuly 29, 9PM on TLC

Personally, my favorite hoarding show is Hoarders on A&E. It is superior in every way. Come on, it has Bill Paxton on it, but since that show isn’t new this month, I guess I have to go with TLC’s version.

My fascination with hoarders never seems to go away. I don’t understand it and I guess that’s why I like watching it.

Also, it makes me feel a lot better about how clean my house is.

SHARK WEEK!!! Week of July 30th. 9PM-11PM every night on Discovery

It may be at the end of the month but how can I not mention Discovery’s Shark Week! It has become a national holiday. Embrace it. I even wrote an entire blog post about it.  See here.

So those are just a few of the shows to keep an eye on, but there are many more I didn’t mention. New seasons of White Collar, Project Runway, and Leverage also start this month.

I’m all for being outside but if it’s too hot out, at least you have something fun to watch inside.

Were You a Nickelodeon Kid?

I’m 30 years old as I write this. Holy Crap.

As I’ve been moving into my old age, I’ve been thinking about some of the stuff I used to watch on TV as a kid and one fact is very clear.

I was a Nickelodeon kid.

Hey Dude! Double Dare, Family Double Dare, Salute Your Shorts, Clarissa Explains It All, Are you Afraid of the Dark? All That, Rugrats, Doug and the list goes on and on.

Besides Full House, these Nick shows were all I watched and I figured every other kid my age watched them as well.

…But they didn’t.

When I met Kayla she broke the horrifying news to me that they did not have cable growing up.

I can’t imagine my childhood without this amazing shows. As the Nickelodeon generation continues to age, all of these shows are showing up on YouTube but I figured I would post some of my favorites all right here in the blog.

So below is a MASSIVE DUMP of the shows I grew up watching and I have to say, the writing and acting on these are unmatched.

“Hey Dude”  1989-1991

Nickelodeon GUTS 1992-1996. (I freaking loved this show and the British ref chick? Yeah)

Are You Afraid of the Dark? 1991-2000 (2000?!?!?!?!?!?)

What Would You Do? 1991-1993

Salute your Shorts 1991-1992 (Hey, that’s the kid that was John’s sidekick in T2!)

Wild and Crazy Kids 1990-1992

Legends of the Hidden Temple. 1993-1995 (Impossible)

All That. 1994-2005. (2005?!?!?!?!)

Clarissa Explains It All. 1991-1994 (I had a younger sister)

Nick Arcade. 1992-1993 (This was seriously the worst show ever)

Double Dare. 1986-1993

You Can’t Do That on Television.

Doug. 1991-1994 (Always rocking to The Beets)